Who we should be.
creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

The stories these eyes could tell.

ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

ridge:

my love and hate for twitter is so real

kingsleyyy:

life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

conversantaparade:

oh my gosh you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

image

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

tennants-hair:

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home