Who we should be.

fionagoddess:

Angela Bassett on Jessica Lange leaving American Horror Story.

stunningpicture:

Daughter passed a milestone today

stunningpicture:

Daughter passed a milestone today

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-doge-swaggington:

strengthgivesmecourage:

Anna Kendrick Birthday Countdown

» Day Two: Favorite Tweets

#loveher #sowitty

she is life

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight